I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Nice legs daisy dukes
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)
I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TAIL AND HOW HE WIGGLES IT
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated