nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

1,108,547 plays

doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

cockdragonthespookywitch:

tunacaptor:

Nice legs daisy dukes

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#NOPE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

ssteigerwald:

frozenmusings:

I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TAIL AND HOW HE WIGGLES IT

Bartender: what ya want?
Me: yes some kog nack

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated